Dictionary

Big Man's Dictionary:

picmic - eating food outside

canvelope - orange melon

fresh cool - a sippy cup with fresh ice and cold water

asitent - the student that assists the teacher with the circle time routine

nummy nummies - a pain reliving/fever reducing medication, usually found in pink or orange.  highly addictive.

workin' man - a man or woman that wears a hat and does various jobs from pulling weeds to dusting

fast rag - a wet wash cloth that is run from the sink to the face of someone who has finished eating

pinano - a keyboarding instrument

afibity - the lesson planned when I first get to preschool.  Also known as Table Afibity

infiniby - part of a popular phrase said by Buzz Lightyear (to infiniby and beyond)

noodlies - the generic name given to any pasta

bling bling - diamond jewelry usually worn on your finger

My True Age

Mom and Dad ask me from time to time how old I am.  Being that I am an honest man, I always answer proudly that I am 3!  Well, I am beginning to understand why they are asking me this question time and time again.  They ask me how old I am and then that is the number of times I get to jump or the number of cookies I get or the number of minutes I get to continue playing.  Well, today I put on my thinking cap and answered a little differently. 

After dinner Dad was going to hold my hands and help me do a super jump all the way up the ceiling.  Here was our conversation:

Me:  How many times are we going to jump to the ceiling?
Dad:  Hmmm, I don't know.  How old are you?
Me:  Five!
- Big Man

Happy Halloween

We started decorating for Halloween this weekend.  My neighbors have a witch and a "scalawag" hanging from their trees.  I love saying hi to Mr. Witch every time I am outside.  Dad and I picked the perfect spot for our scarecrow and pumpkins.  We did a great job decorating.  Mom and I put up the inside decorations.  We even put some on the windows.  I hung up all the "ghostes".  I learned how to spell boo "B-B-O-O".  We went down to Nonny and Pop's house.  She started putting up her decorations too.  She has names for all of her scarecrows.  Mom doesn't know our scarecrows names.  I'll have to ask them tomorrow.  Hopefully they will answer me because so far Mr. Witch has not said hi back. - Big Man