H 6/2 - I am so over this construction! They are so past the line!
H 6/7 - mom...Is anus a potty word? Someone in the movie said uranus and someone else said my anus?
A 6/7 - at swimming - coach Jeni says I should do 1, 2, 3 breath but sometimes I like to challenge myself to 7.
H - 6/6 - MOM!....Anthony said I need to see Dave!
Why buddy?
He said I needed to for anger management.
What did you do to him?
He dunked me under water in the bath and I dunked him harder! I think I am too anger mommy!!
Oh buddy! Let's just work on keeping our hands to ourselves.
H with Nonny
N - Oh Henry! Is that your coach Abby? She is cute.
H - I'm not saying anything
N - No honey. You didn't say anything. I said she is cute.
H - I have a lot of secrets in my head right now that I'm not saying
Henry do u want to wear your flip flops to the bathroom.
Nah
Maybe a good idea.
Because maybe someone couldn't hold it right?
6/17
Dad...Why is there bird poop in your armpit?
That's deodorant Henry.
6/24
Mommy do you know what I was just praying?
I was praying to Grandma Margaret that she would take care of the 19 year old that died at Put-In-Bay.
Daddy I know someone that could reach this whole lake. Abraham. He was a tall president. Donald Trump is tall bit not as tall as Abraham. But I voted for Hilary.
A- (laughing) I'm playing prisoner w Henry!!!
Me - where is he?
A- in the dog cage!!!
A - pop, your fart smells like brownies. How many have you ate?
First day of kindergarten
Kelsi - how was school?!?!
H - let's not make a big deal of it.
K - but it was your first day!
H- maybe if u quit acting so happy I'll tell u
K - (serious voice) how was school Henry?
H - no refunds Kelsi!
K - what do u want for lunch
H - well, since I can't trust you w quesadillas, I'll have a peanut butter and jelly
After obstacle course on swings, scavenger hunt and lunch.. Henry requested time on his iPad. Said he had some work to do in minecraft... he's making a Bachelor in Paradise area.
Picture day - what if I forget my smile and look hideous?
The toilet in my classroom is so little. I have to stand all the way up here to go potty. The first time I went (pause) bull's-eye! The second time (pause) I don't remember that was a few weeks ago.
I went right to sleep. I didn't even hesitate to pick my nose.
From back seat of car:
Here's my kleenex mom. Comin' in hot!
Watching Jumanji
A - is a bad ass a good thing?
Me - yes
A - mom, am I one?
Me - yep
Henry
My favorite number is 69
Because I am 6 and my brother is 9
5/24
Henry
I love having a loose tooth. It is so fun to wiggle it!
Waking up
(Whisper)
Mommy - mommy - is my penis made of a bone or cartilage?
I don’t know buddy
Because when it is hard it feels like a bone but when it is soft it feels like cartilage.
30 seconds later...
Mommy - I know a solid, liquid, and gas in our bodies. Boogers are a solid, oxygen is a gas, and water is a liquid.
A- did you pick up the dog poop. Yes but I had to use my bare hands
H- Dad, you could be a lunch lady
Kenny - what? Why?
H- because of your mole!
10/18
H - pretty much every part of me is ticklish except my wrists and well my hot dogs.
1/26/19
A - "umm mom! My bladder is filling up faster than normal!"
